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laurie jean's avatar

For the love of god(s) please be niche and boring.

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Sitara's avatar

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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Tasha's avatar

Haha, this is so spot on. I'm revising my own manuscript and will now pay attention to finding these collocated clichés. Side note: can we banish "looking up through eyelashes"? Short of being Jessica Rabbit, most mere mortals cannot, in fact, look THROUGH their eyelashes. I've tried and I look instead like I'm having a stroke. Profusely.

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Sitara's avatar

To be fair if I had eyelashes long enough to look through I would be doing it 24/7! Best of luck with your revisions! x

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Roberta's avatar

this made me snort with laughter lol

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Sitara's avatar

Thanks for reading!! 🩷

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Casey Croft's avatar

I liked this read a lot, reminds me of the fanfiction girlies saying “his aquamarine orbs” instead of “blue eyes” lol. No need to reinvent the wheel here

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Sitara's avatar

That and letting out a breath they didn’t know they were holding!

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Catie's avatar

This is such a great example of this phenomena. I feel like when you’re young and new to writing you’re intent on breaking every collocation you can think of. But the most enthralling writing learns that balance you mention.

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Sitara's avatar

I really get it because you want to be fresh and engaging but it’s easy to end up distracting readers from the actual meat of what you’re t tu ing to say!

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Apsara's avatar

I love to read these posts with such eloquence and subtle humour. Great work

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Sitara's avatar

What a lovely comment!! Thanks so much for reading! 🥹

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Sarah Raphaëlle J.A.'s avatar

I love how specific this is!! I think because English is my second language, that phrase has always stood out to me, for reasons I can't really explain?

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Sitara's avatar

Makes me curious about the popular ones in other languages :o

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Elmer's avatar

The billionaire sweated profusely as he peeled off his shirt. He had been working out at the gym, and it showed!

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